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12.06.2025 02:23

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What options are available for obtaining prescribed medicine if you are in therapy, do not have insurance, but need them for functioning well?

Next, they tried...

Everyone loved it.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What can you do if someone makes a false accusation against you?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No, not a chance

Minds and Behinds

Terraforming Mars Might Actually Work and Scientists Now Have a Plan to Try It - ZME Science

Thumbs down again.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Hysterias & Posteriors

From 1 to 10, how dark is the Naruto fandom? Why?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No way

share office space ...

Do women like men who have slept with many women?

Still no good.

Then came..

Are miracles real or do they just have natural explanations?

Nuts and Butts

Still no good

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What are some reasons for the widespread dislike of President Trump? In your opinion, has he been a good or bad president?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

So they tried

ChatGPT Is Making Us Weird - Business Insider

Another attempt resulted in ...

Unacceptable again!

Freaks and Cheeks

Deals: the Galaxy S25 Edge launches as the most expensive S25 phone, plus some iPad deals - GSMArena.com news - GSMArena.com

Just Forget it!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Loons and Moons

Why are people becoming increasingly hostile to pro-lifers? I am pro-life.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Pacers’ Tyrese Haliburton stuns Thunder in last second to open NBA Finals - The Washington Post

No go.

They put up a sign reading

Catatonics & High Colonics

Who is the greatest light welterweight boxer of all time?